Dear President Bush:

As leader of the United States of America, and a Yale graduate, I'm sure you've heard of the important resource known as the thesaurus. It comes in hardcover and paperback, and is available at most bookstores, Wal-Mart, and most major airports -- including those in Texas.

The one that I recently ordered off of amazon.com cost around $11, which is nothing relative to the money you're going to save under your proposed dividend tax cut.

Yet, despite this fact, you seem to have few other words to describe your adversaries other than 'evil'.

Here are some suggestions: angry, atrocious, bad, baneful, base, beastly, bitchy, black, calamitous, corrupt, damnable, depraved, destructive, disastrous, execrable, flagitious, foul, harmful, hateful, heinous, hideous, iniquitous, injurious, loathsome, low, maleficent, malevolent, malicious, malignant, nefarious, no good, obscene, offensive, pernicious, poison, rancorous, reprobate, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sinful, spiteful, stinking, ugly, unpleasant, unpropitious, vicious, vile, villainous, wicked, wrathful, and wrong (as an adjective), or affliction, baseness, blow, calamity, catastrophe, corruption, crime, criminality, curse, debauchery, depravity, devilry, diabolism, disaster, harm, hatred, heinousness, hurt, ill, impiety, indecency, infamy, iniquity, injury, knavery, lewdness, licentiousness, looseness, malevolence, malignity, meanness, mischief, misery, misfortune, obscenity, outrage, pain, perversity, ruin, sin, sinfulness, sorrow, suffering, turpitude, vice, viciousness, vileness, villainy, wickedness, woe, wrong, and wrongdoing (as a noun).

Try to mix it up sometime. How about 'axis of wickedness', or 'ill-doers'? It will make you seem more articulate!

Yours truly,

Fiend

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Now that I have my chores finished, I can finally blog without having the feeling that my mom will bust open the door and start yelling and throwing things, complaining how I want her to die just because I didn't clean the house. My mom is so neurotic sometimes. Anywho, this gives me some time to make up for being too lazy/busy to blog.

Monday

Wow, I still don't have my schedule memorized after four weeks into the semester. Today, I forgot that I had Health and Fitness--and almost went into my health class. [F.Y.I., Health and Health & Fitness are two different classes. Health teaches about drugs, eating good, sex, and emotional crap. Health and Fitness is a P.E. class, where we are currently doing yoga] So yeah, I had to yet again borrow Lorraine's spare towel and sweatpants.

Yaddy yaddy yadda, walked home, ate, exercised and ran up and down my street's block so that I wouldn't get all un-fit.

Tuesday

We finally turned in our final drafts for our personal essays today. I made some changes and probably only took out about a paragraph.

I found out that I got an A- in the Health test last Friday. I didn't study at all, missed two class [missing two day's worth of lectures was like skipping a third of the test] and I still got an A. I guessed throughout the whole thing, and towards the last two sections [the parts in which I missed], I just put a little note to the side that said, "Mr Adams--I'm sorry I missed two of your classes and your wonderfull lectures, but I did my best answering these questions that you worked so hard on" Haha. He fell for it, too and only took out two points from the whole 20.

I am the coolest person in the entire world.

After school, I went to the bakery with Melinda and got a whole bunch of food. We bought a box of doughnuts, some raspberry cake thing, a box of cookies, some bread, pizza crust so that we could make pizza later on and something else. Everything there is so cheap... it all came out to only over 9 dollars. After that, Mel asked me if I wanted to go to her house to do homework, so I did. We through Green Acres [my Elementary school], sat down on the metal benches and Melinda ate her sandwitch while I had some cookies. It started sprinkling a little bit, so we decided to leave. Then... it started pouring, so we started walking a little bit faster, until we saw Melinda's dad. He gave us a ride to her house and when we got there, Melinda made some hot chai. We hung out for a bit, made home-made pizza with Filipino cheese [the best kind!], and three other kinds of cheese along with the string cheese that Melinda had in her fridge. It was hard grinding the string cheese. I almost grinded my own fingers. x_o;

Today

Nothing really happened today. Health and Fitness was more fun than usual, because I was being more of a dork than usual with my friend, Tori. When we were doing one of our rising-up-the-hips-while-lying-down asana [pose], Tori and I were competing on who could lift their hips the highest. I think I won. We were just laughing the whole time and it was refreshing. Of course, a good laugh and a good stretch is always refreshing. =D Tori seems like a really cool person, and I think that she's the next person that I will start getting close to. But that's what I saida bout Christina, too. I thought she was a really nice person until I got to know the real her and HATED IT.

Tori reminds me of Kate Winselet from Titanic. She got a little annoyed/offended when I told her that, saying that she wasn't British. Umm. I didn't think she was British. She is actually half Portugese and Irish.

I didn't really do anything in Art today. I helped this kid named Alex with Photoshop because he looked really pathetic getting all annoyed by the Mac in our classroom and his whining was annoying me a bit. After helping him, I got side-tracked from my work because Ashley started talking to be and chatting more and more to the point when I forgot everything about my work and started browsing about the net, looking at random pictures of Al Pacino, The Godfather, the kid from Karate Kid and other random crap. Towards the end of the classroom, we were playing around with the Online language translations and looking up what 'penis' was in French. Today, I found out that my last name, Alba, ment dawn in Italian.